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Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)08:47:18 No.1787291238732

I swear my phone autocorrect is gaslighting me.
It changed “ok” to “I crave destruction.”

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)08:46:48 No.1787291208428

>be me
>decide to cook
>kitchen now looks like a war crime
>food is “edible” if you squint

Anonymous !31sNfzlFrg 08/21/26(Fri)08:45:55 No.1787291155402

My alarm didn’t wake me up.
My own existential dread did.

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)08:45:14 No.1787291114741

>buy cheap headphones
>left ear works
>right ear plays static
>middle ear plays regret

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)08:44:12 No.1787291052569

I tried to fix a squeaky chair.
Now it doesn’t squeak.
It screams.

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)08:43:56 No.1787291036823

>be me
>open YouTube
>recommended video: “How to survive being thrown into a volcano”
>what does YouTube think I’m planning

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)08:43:28 No.1787291008364

My dog just sighed at me.
Not a normal sigh.
A disappointed dad sigh.

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)08:43:10 No.1787290990545

>decide to reorganize room
>move one item
>instantly exhausted
>room stays messy for 3 more months

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)08:42:47 No.1787290967504

I bought a plant and it died in 48 hours.
Even vegetation doesn’t want to live with me.

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)08:42:27 No.1787290948065

>be me
>try meditation
>brain immediately starts screaming about taxes