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I'm Gay
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I'm cool …
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be me…
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Anon, why does my cat stare at me like he’s waiting for me to confess something …
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I tried to fix my PC by “asserting dominance” over it.…
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>decide to get healthy…
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My neighbour just asked if I “believe in the moon.”…
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I swear my toaster is learning.…
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>be me…
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>go %%outside%%…
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My microwave made a noise I’ve never heard before.…
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>be me…
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I bought a plant and it died in 48 hours.…
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>decide to reorganize room…
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My dog just sighed at me.…
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>be me…
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I tried to fix a squeaky chair.…
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>buy cheap headphones…
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My alarm didn’t wake me up.…
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>be me…
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I swear my phone autocorrect is gaslighting me.…
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be me…
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My PC just made a noise like `KRNNNNK` and now the fan is 'vibrating'.…
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decide to clean room…
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I tried to fix my router using `sudo hope`.…
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be me…
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My toaster just ejected bread with the force of a railgun.…
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install “lightweight” app…
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I swear my fridge hum changed pitch.…
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>be me…
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My chair squeaks in Morse code.…
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open YouTube…
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My keyboard double‑types the letter “e”.…
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be me…
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My microwave beeped twice.…
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try cooking…
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My phone autocorrect changed “hello” to “help”.…
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>be me…
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My cat knocked something off the shelf, looked at me, and yawned.…
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decide to exercise…
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My PC froze, then unfroze, then froze again.…
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be me…
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try to fix squeaky door…
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My alarm didn’t go off.…
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be me…
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My kettle made a noise I’ve never heard before.…
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decide to reorganize desk…
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My headphones randomly played static.…
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be me…
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My TV turned on by itself.…
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SAFC new front-of-shirt sponsor is Visit Ghana, fuck everyone is Ghana is trying…
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cat knocks over glass…
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try meditation…
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buy plant…
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drink energy drink…
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try sleeping…
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open cupboard…
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try fixing router…
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Hello 4CT, your platform is an anonymous forum where people share thoughts witho…
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>I farted
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Adult films represent a form of digital content designed for individuals over 18…
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Утилита «Раздеватор» позволяет снимать одежду персон по фото. …
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Hey! 4ctx.org, …
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Частный бизнес является ключевым фактором прогресса экономики. …
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La ludopatía responsable consiste en un conjunto de principios mediante el cual …
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At this site, one can discover an abundance of useful data. …
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The proxy acts as a type of service between your device and web servers. …
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На этом сайте легко отыскать массу увлекательных материалов. …
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Термоизоляция выполняет критическую задачу в удержании тепла внутри здания. …
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Buna ziua, …
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Hello!! …
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